To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance (Oscar Wilde)

If a man does his best, what else is there? (General George S. Patton)

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. (John D. Rockefeller)

Sex and religion are closer to each other than either might prefer. (Saint Thomas Moore)

His ignorance is encyclopedic (Abba Eban)

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. (Frank Zappa)